For four years I faithfully served as your Vice Prime Minister and the Minority Affairs Ombudswoman.
During my mandate I increased the number of LGBTQIA+ citizens by 200% this making Lostisland the gayest country in the world.
As your future Prime minister I intend to reduce carbon footprint of our very own Lostisland Volcano by 200% by implementing the “cork-and-screw” mechanism produced in Mongolia.
During my tenure I also intend to make Napoleon Bonaparte, former Emperor of Saint Elba, the Honorary Citizen of The Republic of Lostisland.
NB: The above text is the election statement of a registered candidate for the 2022 Election of Prime Minister and represents the views of the candidate rather than of the Federal Republic of Lostisland as a whole. For the purpose of transparency, the text is published as it was submitted, without any edits or alterations. More information regarding the election is available on Decision 2022: the official election central of Lostisland.