In a historic move, the Federal Republic of Lostisland has established its very own Council of Elders by Presidential Decree, ushering in a new era of governance and wisdom in the nation. The first meeting of this esteemed assembly took place today, under the guidance of President Yaroslav Mar, marking a significant step forward in Lostisland’s quest for stability, cultural preservation, and progress.
A Council of Wisdom and Experience
History in the Making: The Council of Elders convenes for the first time, uniting wisdom and experience to chart Lostisland’s path forward.
The Council of Elders has been created as an official advisory and deliberative body, and its role couldn’t be more crucial. Comprised of individuals renowned for their seasoned experience, profound wisdom, and extensive knowledge, this esteemed assembly is set to provide invaluable counsel and guidance to the President and the government.
One of the most exciting aspects of the Council of Elders is its diverse range of functions. From offering sage advice to shaping policies and long-term strategic plans, these esteemed members will ensure that Lostisland’s decisions are well-rounded and informed. They’ll even step in as impartial mediators in times of internal disputes, striving for equitable and harmonious resolutions.
Preserving Culture, Values, and Stability
But the Council’s role doesn’t stop there. They’re also tasked with safeguarding Lostisland’s cultural and historical heritage, making sure that the nation never loses its connection to its roots and legacy. They’ll act as guardians of Lostisland’s core values and principles, ensuring that every decision aligns with the nation’s ethical framework.
Their contribution extends to long-term strategic planning, continuity in governance, and even engagement with the international community. Plus, they’ll play a crucial role in educating younger citizens and newcomers about Lostisland’s rich history, culture, and values.
Meet the Council Members
At today’s meeting, we had the privilege of witnessing the first gathering of this esteemed Council. Among the initial members appointed to the Council of Elders are:
- Rt. Hon. Mordechai Moshe Linhart, Prime Minister, Chief Rabbi, Ambassador to Israel
- Justice George Oprea, Praesus of the Supreme Court
- Hon. Ilian Kostov, Minister of Foreign Affairs
- Justice Mathias L. Mayaan-Baruch, Associate of the Supreme Court
- Justice Denys Tezdzhanenko DDiv, Associate of the Supreme Court, former Prime Minister, former Minister of State Security
- H.E. Dr. Andrej Golubew, Ambassador to Russia, former Minister of Health
- H.E. Kit Llorca, Ambassador to the Philippines
- Mr. Dinar Kagarmanov
- Mr. Xzx Silvex
Membership Criteria and Limits
The Council of Elders is not an assembly open to all. Membership is highly selective, and individuals must fulfill at least two of the following criteria to join:
- Hold continuous Lostislandic citizenship for a period exceeding five years, demonstrating a profound commitment to the nation.
- Occupy official government positions within Lostisland, reflecting dedication to public service.
- Serve as distinguished Lostislandic diplomats, receiving commendation for representing the nation’s interests internationally.
- Possess a full beard, symbolizing attributes of wisdom and experience esteemed by Lostislandic citizens.
- Attain the age of sixty years or older, signifying life experience, wisdom, and sagacity valuable to the Council.
- Hold a Doctor of Philosophy (Ph.D.) degree or an equivalent academic qualification, attesting to their erudition and scholarly pursuits.
- Gain recognition as a religious leader, signifying moral and spiritual leadership.
- Attain Nobel Prize laureate status, demonstrating distinguished achievements in their respective fields.
- Hold membership within Mensa or a high-IQ society with more stringent admission criteria, highlighting exceptional cognitive abilities.
The number of Council members is capped at seventy, a number symbolic of the ancient Sanhedrin, further emphasizing the gravity and significance of their role.
A Meeting of Minds
Today’s meeting, where the Council of Elders came together for the first time, was a momentous occasion. These seasoned individuals represent a diverse range of backgrounds and experiences, all poised to contribute significantly to Lostisland’s betterment.
As Lostisland continues on its path toward progress and stability, the Council of Elders will undoubtedly play a pivotal role in guiding the way. With their collective wisdom and experience, the future of this micronation looks brighter than ever.
Stay tuned to the official website of the Federal Republic of Lostisland for more updates and insights from the Council of Elders as they embark on their journey towards shaping a better Lostisland. For detailed information about the Council, please visit the Council of Elders minisite.